water cooler stories vol 1: Ah, public computers.

I decided we should do a short 3-5 minute story column to help us with our respective real dudes work days.

So, my homie is a manager at an apartment complex. He has this 75 year old resident who for a lack of betters words is "peculiar."
He complains of acorns in the parking lot in the fall season-because they get stuck in the tread of his tires. He demanded the staff there for the residents to not turn on their headlights when they approach his parking lot-because the headlights may blind his cats.
After coming into the office for one of his usual complaints, he decides to use the public computer, which is right in front of the manager's office. My friend leaves for the restroom. In no more than 3 minutes, he returns. The old man seems startled and leaves.
Being the curious soul he is, my friend decided to check the browser history.
"18 gay"
"18 gay"
"gay 18"
"18 gay"

Yup. The end. Seasoning.