How to wear tight dresses.

There's always one thing that catches a guys attention immediately when you go with him, tight dresses. It takes skill to pull of the tight dress look. This is not a game for amateurs. If you are preparing to wear tight dresses, I would suggest doing the following prior to putting on said dress: 1. If you are not skinny, get on a diet and comeback to this in 6 months. This includes getting on a diet, putting together an exercise program, and finally following a regimen strictly.

2. Get a tan. Men love white girls, but not every girl should try to pull of the pale look.

3. If you haven't shaved/waxed your necessary parts, do so immediately.

4. Buy the right heels for said dress. There is nothing worse than a girl wearing some ugly heels, or even worse...sandals. You GTFOH if you were sandals with a tight dress.

5. Accessorize. Yes, we men like shinny things.

6. Ass enhancing underwear. Yes, you know if you need it. Get it.

7. As far as boob enhancement, dont do it if you got some mosquito bites. It looks retarded. Actually dont do it at all. But, do let us look down your dress when you bend over.

8. If you're going to show bra or panty through or around the dress, please make sure it fits with the dress & overall look. If not, we will think you are a bigger whore than you are letting us on.

9. Finally, make sure you get drunk. And not tipsy drunk, we mean drunk, drunk. Anyways, here's some examples of how to wear tight dresses