Saturday, January 29, 2011
My fucking idol...Charlie Sheen.
"Some guys waste their entire lives trying to build dumb ass internet empires like myself. Others build porn empires that would make the Romans blush like Charlie Sheen. Just playing chess while everybody else is playing checkers. I mean if smoking coke out of a green pipe and then making out with a hot porn star while simultaneously blowing the aforementioned coke smoke into her mouth and making her wet isn’t the most boss move in the history of civilization than I don’t know what is. Like they wouldn’t even do this scene in Blow because it’s not believable enough. But here is Charlie Sheen doing it for real. It’s like Jordan in his prime. Just when you think he can’t get any better he does. Because apparently now he’s building a porn star mansion and recruiting blonds, Asians, brunettes etc to join his stable of sluts. It’s like some sort of modern day Noah’s Ark of porn stars where all they do is watch porn on a giant IMAX theater, get fucked up and fuck. Is this Heaven? Nope it’s Iowa. Nope it’s Charlie Sheen’s porn mansion."
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"It’s like some sort of modern day Noah’s Ark of porn stars where all they do is watch porn on a giant IMAX theater, get fucked up and fuck."
ReplyDeleteSheen's living the bachelor's dream. Man, this guy can literally get away with anything.
Epic is what he is.
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ReplyDeleteeehhh... sounds like a crackhead to me.. sat in a imax porn theater with a pornstar for two hours and didnt smash? sounds cornballish to me.. get your libido game up..
ReplyDeletelol well obviously he is a druggie, but the dude has access to fulfilling whatever fantasy with women he wishes (pause) with a phone call.
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