"...Let’s face it, deep throating is an acquired skill and taste. It’s not the easiest thing to do and it demands commitment and dedication to get past the learning curve into the free-fall, bliss zone–even for you, the deep throater.
Yes. Deep throating can bring you bliss..."
Funny and insightful read.
This is not merely funny and insightful... this is an example of the phenomenon known to Darwinian Evolutionists as "Survival of the Fittest!" There is no such thing as a "Real Chick"... at least not to true "Real Dudes"... there's only a "Real Dude's Chick"... and the author of this article definitely falls into that category. C'mon, fellas, think about it... somehow you're lucky enough to be the last "Real Dude" on Earth but there's 2 chicks left to help you repopulate... one is Sarah Palin and the other is the author of this article... yes, Palin can get it from this "Real Dude," but I'm using a condom because I don't want to repopulate the world with a bunch of feminist politiques who fight change and attempt to assert more power and influence than I even care to wield... on the other hand, the author of this article has evolved to the point where she ACCEPTS that women should not be the ones to initiate or fight change but use their feminine nature to actually facilitate it... not only that but she can probably control her gag-reflex to the point where you could say the most degrading things to her while she can't talk back (for obvious reasons)and she likely will not vomit on you... that, my friends, is survival of the fittest... that, my friends,is evolution... now that, my friends, is a "Real Dude's Chick."
ReplyDeleteNick-great to see you on board! We got a conglomerate of future lawyers, doctors, business owners, revolutionaries, and everything in between.
ReplyDeleteTake that, take that.
Agreed, the woman that wrote the article did a great job of using her humor to guide an apprehensive woman through this topic at hand. Agreed with what Nick said-on an evolutionary level, guys are going to find this woman more attractive and will be more willing to spread their gene combined with said woman's gene.
This woman, since more open sexually, is off jump street able to pull a greater diversity of guys. Not only that, but she's got a great attitude about the marvelous reciprocal relationship that a man and woman can share-in and out of the bed. Bam, another evolutionary checkmark.
Her genes have much more of a probability to live on longer because she will never have a shortage of mates.
This has just as much to do with cultural evolution along with biological evolution as well-for example, real dudes would be much less willing (key word!) to want to have an offspring with a woman that is quite promiscuous (there's a difference between being sexually liberal and promiscuous), but real dudes value the qualities Nick and I have referred to much more and thus would be more willing to mate with said women.
So hopefully cultural evolution will pass along more favored and respected values.
Left field-the histological identity of the esophagus is also similar to the rectal wall: stratified squamous epithelium. Just putting it out there.
ReplyDeleteSo, not only do women have the power of the pussy, now they have the power of deep throat.
ReplyDeleteThis is great sexually for us men, however in the long term it just fucks everything up more for us.
Histologically, another place your cock shouldn't be. lol
ReplyDeleteHow does it mess up things more for us Moe?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Rash... that doesn't mess anything up... the World is overpopulated as is and plagued with the problems that come with overpopulation... well what better population control than finding non-reproductive places for "Real Dudes" to put our cocks?... survival of the fittest...
ReplyDeleteDid everyone here forget the power of the pussy and how it fucks up Real Dudes lives?!?
ReplyDeleteNot only can they use their pussy powers, now they can suck my dick right off.
lmao @ "putting cocks in nonreproductive places"-it's true.
ReplyDelete"To all ya'll Lil Jada's for the thousandth time/ I don't recall hittin' ya moms or writing your rhymes/ And just because you might've seen me in and out of your house/ There's no way that she can have a baby out of her mouth"-Jadakiss.
Moe, with great power comes great responsibility. Approach cautiously with these talents, but don't be fearful.